The recipient of this week’s Punch in the Face Friday award is Eddie Murphy. Remember years ago when your eyes would light up when you saw Eddie on the screen? You knew you were about to witness comedic brilliance. What the hell happened? When did he develop the permanent self-righteous scowl? Where did he get the idea he should dress up as fat people in all his movies?

EDDIE, NEWSFLASH: all your new movies suck and no one gives a crap about “Dreamgirls.” You can’t even talk about that movie without bringing up the pay cut you took to do it.

What we would give to go back to the days when Eddie taught us about boxing or getting hit in the nuts. Man, we even miss the hell out of “Party All the Time.”

Side Note: Eddie, the team has no issue with you knocking up a Spice Girl.

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