We really don’t like awarding females with Punch in the Face Friday (well, we really don’t care), but once we heard Mandy Moore was dating DJ A.M (yeah, you read that right) we had to weigh in.Seriously, DJ A.M.? We have so many questions. How are women attracted to a guy who looks like our strung out drug dealer? Is there enough protein in his diet? Are DJs even relevant in the Ipod era?

The team batted around ideas for roughly twenty seconds and unanimously decided turd sandwich was the best term to describe DJ A.M. Come on Mandy, you’re better than this. Soon enough we’re going to turn around and you’ll be dating that Wilmer Valdernotalent douchebag. Wait a second…

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