Scarlett Johansson is everywhere lately.

First she’s rumored to be playing Jenna Jameson in a biopic, then she’s sucking face with Timberlake in his latest video, then she’s talking about how much she wants to bone Patrick Swayze, and finally, Playboy just announced she’s the sexiest woman on the planet, or this year, or in the world, something like that.

But it’s OK Scarlett, even though you’re teetering on the brink of being over publicized, we won’t hold it against you. In fact, all we’d do is crush you if given the opportunity.

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