In the past, the NextRound team has gone out of their way to go to bat for Joakim Noah. We felt he was a little harshly criticized. Well, all that changed with his Teen Wolf dance and Kellen Winslow Jr. interview after the SEC Championship game last Sunday. Now, we hate on that gap-toothed, son of a flute player, fugly bastard as much as anyone. Joakim, welcome to a punch in the face.

Runner-up: Jim Boeheim for hitting up every media outlet that would have him after his team didn’t make the tourney. Not only was it a lot of bitching and moaning, but he was calling out other teams by name. Sore Effing Loser. A thousand tiny violins Jim, a thousand tiny violins.

Second Runner-up: The NextRound team for not stocking up on tampons and taking three days to recover from their Vegas trip. We promised you we’d be back on Wednesday and we underdelivered. We suck, get used to it. (Side Note: Monday we’re back with a vengance).

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