Today TMZ informed us of some serious Playmate hunting that went down over the weekend. Two–count ‘em, two–different stories surfaced of dudes we don’t particularly hate throwing all the game they have at bunnies. We applaud each for separate reasons.

For starters, Bruce Willis (who is forever John MacLane in our eyes) drops nothing lines like, “Tell her I have a quick question for her” when attempting to bone chicks like Karen McDougal. That’s killer. And the icing on the cake is that while Bruce is chasing prime tail, douchebag no talent Ashton Kutcher is at home with Bruce’s kids and dusty-crotched ex-wife. Awesome.

As for David Spade, he’s short. Like 5′2″ short. Wow. We’re impressed with any grown man that size who doesn’t live with his parents, let alone some midget who manages to do nothing noteworthy since “Tommy Boy” and still humps so many chicks out of his league. If it’s not Heather Locklear or Krista Allen it’s some former bunny. And did we mention he’s a dwarf? Yeah, seriously small. And he’s old too. Wow, that elf has game.

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