ESPN and The Big Lead are reporting that former Steeler and current Miami Dolphin linebacker Joey Porter got into a fistfight with Cincinnati Bengals lineman Levi Jones at blackjack table in Vegas 6 PM Sunday Night.

Yeah, you read that right. Vegas. Fistfight. Bengal. Blackjack table. Sunday Night. 6 PM.

Joey Porter must have a “What it Takes to be a Bad Ass” checklist and is methodically taking down tasks one by one. Get shot in Denver. Check. Tell NFL Referees you will kill them. Check. Tell everyone your dogs will kick the shit out of their dogs. Check. Vow to fight any Bengal, anywhere. Check.

Is Charles Oakley mentoring this guy?

We’re just pissed off this happened the weekend after we were in Vegas. Because you know if we were in town and shit went down, we would have been right there. But on a serious note, we really feel like we’ve been bent over when it comes to Vegas celebrity sightings. We would gladly trade watching K-Fed and a pack of ten dudes drink appletinis at Pure for witnessing Joey Porter throw haymakers at a blackjack table while the sun was still out on Sunday. This sucks.

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