While we never mistook Mike Vick for David Robinson or A.C. Green, we always gave the dude the benefit of the doubt when it came to his brother being a complete self-destructive dipshit. But, apparently, there really is something to this genetics thing.

With the latest news of Vick’s company (MV7, LLC) looking as if it’s been involved with the whole dog-breeding/dog-fighting/lowest-form- of-humanity thing, Vick officially deserves a haymaker to the face.

The dog fighting stuff is repulsive (even to us, and the Benedict Arnold is our favorite after hours maneuver), and all the shit Mike has made headlines for (Ron Mexico, water bottle, sleeping through congressional breakfasts) are idiotic, but the thing this guy really deserves a punch in the face for is his ingorance to the position he’s in. We’re all about keeping it real (we have several t-shirts that promote it), but this guy had the opportunity to become Jordan-esque and is proving he doesn’t have the brain cells for it. Disappointing.

If we were forced to pick one scapegoat it would have to be cornrows. We followed Vick all through college and issues like this never arose. He grows out cornrows and and everything goes to hell. It’s like a white guy growing a mustache: things don’t get better from that point on.

Punch in the Face Runner-Ups:

• Brady Quinn - for not having these pictures tossed in a fireplace when he had a chance. KSK
• The Hoff - for not having this video tossed in a fireplace when he had the chance. WWTDD

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