Bringing an end to our current running hump day theme of terrible chicks who are asking for it, we present Heidi (aka “that Heidi girl from ‘The Hills’”). We’re even more proud of ourselves than normal for today’s Hump Day as we are pretty confident this selection from our already crowded category of ‘Chicks That Suck But We Still Want to Bone’ won’t be outdone.

Heidi really is the triple threat: unfunny, untalented, and from all accounts a shitty person. Not to mention that for the most part she’s unattractive (until new boobs came into the picture, of course). Yet, somehow all of this adds up to her being quasi-famous. Hooray for society.

The NextRound team pooled together our collective knowledge of this chick and of the “The Hills” (man, we’re gay) and this is what we came up with: Heidi’s about as cool as a Scientology convention, her boyfriend is worse than she is, she may have been the person who leaked the LC sex tape/beef curtain news to the press, and she got new fakies that officially put her on our radar.

Talk about asking for it.

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