Tony Romo has officially transcended the ranks of Ironic Sports Novelty to Full Time Superhero Persona as far as we’re concerned. Going forward, he will be referred to as The Panty Dropper or TPD as far as this site goes.

The Panty Dropper’s latest development you may ask? Oh, just kicking Carrie Underwood to the curb so he can (wink, wink, grabs his nuts) concentrate on football. That’s right. Concentrate on Football. We’re sure TPD’s angle when playing this card in June has nothing to do with his personal checklist of grade A pop star/cheerleader/actress/beauty queen ass he plans to run through the remainder of the summer. No, it’s all about football. Romo, you beautiful son of a bitch, you. You officially have two beers coming your way, on us. One just because your last name rhymes with HOMO and it doesn’t even seem to phase you.

Slutty Miss USA better watch out or she may pulling co-spokesperson duty pretty soon. The FanHouse

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