Despite his Eddie Munster haircut and the recruitment of Joakim Noah we’ve always been fans of Billy Donovan. He’s always had that cool, collected, sharpest guy in the room demeanor going that we respected the hell out of. Seriously, how many of you losers out there could pull of the full body wind suit at The Masters? We know we couldn’t. Neither could you. Man, Billy D used to be seriously cool and tough.

And that’s why he’s won today’s award. He used to be cool and tough. In a week’s time he managed to do–as far as we’re concerned–irreparable damage to his mystique. Where before he was this decisively kick ass basketball coach that didn’t take shit from anyone, now he’s a big flip flopper who does press conferences for the sole purpose of informing Florida fans how big of a boner he has for their university so they’ll continue to like him. If that doesn’t deserve a solid shot to the nose, we’re not sure what does.

Billy, baby, do you not know what profession you’re in? Did you not learn anything from the Saban debacle? You make a decision and stick with it. Man, we’re disappointed in you, and we’re not sure how you can win us back. One good place to start would be circulating nude photos of Noah’s mom around the internet. That would be a start.

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