The NextRound spokeswoman (whether she likes it or not), Tara Conner, made an appearance at the Spike TV Awards over the weekend and was conveniently arm and arm with none other than mega porn star, Tera Patrick.

This can’t be coincidence, right? No way they just bumped into each other on the red carpet and hit it off, is there? Slutty Miss USA will be under contract with Vivid within the next three months, correct? We know we made the porn soon claim a while back, but we make the “Will be in porn soon” claim about just about any chick we think puts out. And a lot of times we make that claim about chicks that don’t put out, including friends’ girlfriends, moms, and sisters.

We never thought Slutty Miss USA might actually live up to it. C’mon Tara, give in to those issues with your father. Make this happen. Oh, and Spike TV can go fuck itself for losing our invites. Hollywoodtuna

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