Despite pretty much calling her an upscale groupie escort in a recent interview, Jessica Biel continues to stalk Timberlake across Europe while he’s on tour. Dammit, Biel, quit doing this shit that makes us respect you less and respect Timberlake more. Just when we’ve convinced ourselves we could definitely kick JT’s ass he goes and pulls off some totally boss move like this and we’re forced to reconsider. People.com

We never took our girl Kate from “Lost” (aka Evangeline Lilly) to be a raging bitch. She always seemed more like that kind of tomboy-ish chick that used to live next door…that you wanted to bone. Well, reportedly, her three years worth of fame has gone to her head. Check out the link, because we haven’t seen aggressive middle fingers fly like this since the last girlfriend we told we wanted to see other people (after the fact that we were seeing other people, of course). IDontLikeYouInThatWay

Hollywoodtuna has quickly become one of our favorite sites, namely because they’re extremely adept at introducing us to all kinds of new masturbation material pretty ladies we were unaware existed before we clicked on their site. This is Bianca Gascoigne. Were you aware she existed before right this second? Aren’t you glad you’re aware now? Once again, thank god (who may be Al Gore) that Al Gore invented the internet. Hollywoodtuna

As a follow up to our last PITFF, rumors are surfacing just weeks before the wedding that Eva Longoria’s friends think Tony Parker is a bit of jerk and kind of sucks. Hard. To. Believe. We’re sure this has nothing to do with Pepe le Parker being French, or making French hip hop albums, or loving Jerry Lewis, or defecating himself at first sniff of an altercation, or that he’s French (did we mention that already?). Regardless, we’re still pulling for the lovebirds. Like always, we have to side with romance. The FanHouse

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