In our latest installment of our new ongoing series, WTF Happened?, we examine WTF has happened to Jenna Jameson recently.

Believe us, we’re in no way naive to the destiny of a porn star. Between the incessant cocaine use, insurmountable train sessions, and excessive plastic surgery, it’s near impossible for these chicks not to end up frail, worn down, remnants of their former selves up until the day they die an early death. We get it. We’ve seen it happen. We even kind of feel bad for them sometimes. Kind of.

But we always thought it would be different for Jenna. She’s mainstream pop culture. She crossed the porn barrier. She knew how to market herself. She was the one porn star who’s name we could casually float in front of conservative girls we were trying to bone date without feeling like a total pervert degenerate. She was going to be the one to rise above the fate of the porn star.

Not so fast. Today, she’s creepily skinny, she’s had a bunch of bad half price plastic surgery (including what we heard was called a vaginoplasty, GROSS!), and she’s dating UFC Fighter Tito Ortiz, who we’re pretty sure isn’t all that gentle.

How the mighty have fallen. Best of luck, sweetheart, you’re gonna need it.

P.S. Jenna, don’t be offended when we skip over your new movies next time we’re in that seedy porn shop off the interstate skimming through hotel pay per view. You understand, right?

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