Kind of a light week with regards to attractive females jumping off the radar at us, but we did read where Ivanka Trump shot down any idea of her taking over the open spot on some show called “The View” that we are entirely unfamiliar with, but sounds miserable.

That got us to thinking about Ivanka. Despite a narcissist windbag for a dad, a creepy old bag for a mom, and having pretty much been handed every good thing in her life (she’s 25 and heads the Real Estate Development and Acquisitions for the Trump Organization), she’s a cool chick. Of course our estimates on her coolness have a lot to do with us thinking she has killer stems and a nice front court, not to mention we could really get our heads around the idea of being under the thumb of a hot sugar mama. But regardless of all that, you have to commend this chick for not turning into a Hilton or one of Rod Stewart’s kids.

We think Ivanka also has a firm grip on reality. She seems to realize that her
dad’s a media-whoring moron. She also seems to be cognizant of the fact that she sucked up all the good genes from her parents (see: Ivanka’s brother, the poor bastard is a Donald clone minus the brains and charm, yikes). And she’s not scared to patronize Daytime TV shows where a bunch of whiny chicks talk about their periods for their insignificance. We think that’s awesome.

Nice job, Ivanka. Give us a call. Let’s go out to dinner some time and we’ll pull that move where we pretend we forgot our wallet.

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