“Man Vs. Wild” Is Cooler & Tougher Than You Are
July 17th, 2007 by NextRound
Our remote doesn’t venture into the “learning” channels too often, so we’re probably a little behind the curve on Discovery Channel’s “Man vs. Wild”. But once we heard about a show centered around an unhinged British guy wandering through uninhabitable parts of the world doing his best to kill himself, we signed up for at least one episode.
Little did we know one episode would lead to us compulsively watching like ten more episodes and harboring an unrelenting mancrush on some dude named Bear Grylls. We dare you to watch one episode and not start feeling like you’re in the need of a good ass kicking. We dare you.
Just watch this video of Bear dissecting a scorpion and eating the non-venomous remainders. You will quickly realize you are not as cool and tough as he is. The clip does kind of remind us of our Friday night though, except replace ‘dissecting a scorpion’ with buying stiff drinks for this chick with low self esteem and ‘eating the non-venomous remainders’ with sneaking out before she woke up and realized we fake named her. Enjoy.
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July 17th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Dude, he ate a sheep’s eyeball…..and it exploded in his mouth. geezus. i feel like a huge P.
July 17th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
The man drank his own urine once because he was getting so dehydrated, then dropped, “I’ve had better”…. then it started pouring rain a few hours later. I kind of felt bad at first since he drank his own piss probably a little prematurely, but then I remembered he’s Bear fucking Grylls, and he once squeezed the fluids from a steaming pile of buffalo shit into his mouth… so drinking piss probably tasted like Cherry Coke to him.