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WTF Happened?: Heather Locklear


July 26th, 2007 by NextRound

heather locklear is oldAs much as we hate to be writing this, it is officially official: Heather Locklear is old.

We’d really begun to think Heather–with a mixture of phenomenal genes and the miracle of modern science–might be the first pretty lady ever to defy aging. From “TJ Hooker” to that show where Michael J. Fox got Parkinson’s, she’s been getting it done for so many decades it seemed she might be immortal.

But as you can see from this photo and the ones from the link, Heather has lost it. She’s officially off our to do list. It’s a shame really, because when all the psychotic Denise Richards/Richie Sambora stuff went down, we totally felt Heather was the only sane person involved. Now–sanity be damned–we’d choose to hump Denise Richards with Richie watching over taking our chances with a past her prime Heather Locklear. Tragic.

Thanks, Ms. Locklear, it’s been a good run.  

[Source: Hollywoodtuna]

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4 Responses to “WTF Happened?: Heather Locklear”

  1. willy-k Says:

    I would still hit it for what it was………..

    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=heather_locklear_beach_swim_9_big&title=Heather%20Locklear%20Pictures

  2. Nikki Sixx Says:

    She has the face of a 30 year old but the body of B Arthur…. Kind of creepy, but yea, I’d still hit it.

  3. NextRound Says:

    The legs are a deal breaker…at least to for us to work for it.

  4. Tico Torres Says:

    Grody to the maximum. I bet her poon smells like wet garbage.

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