With “The Bourne Ultimatum” opening this weekend (which is, by the way, the only summer movie remaining outside of “Superbad” that we’re looking forward to seeing), we thought we’d give some love to Julia Stiles.

Look, before people get all worked up, we definitely realize this chick isn’t jaw dropping or someone you would pay to touch or anything, but Hump Day is dedicated to any and all chicks we would give the business too, not just the crazy hot ones. We’re equal opportunity humpers here and from time to time we have to recognize some of the ladies that fall more into our wheelhouse.

As far as Julia Stiles goes, sure, you’ve got the frying pan face and lack of chest action to deal with, along with the fact that she’s only moderately attractive about 25% of the time, but as JB put it:

“I think that pretty much any dude that can kick a little game would maybe have the chance to pummel her. She isn’t super hot and not super famous so she she’s not allowed to act too uppity, and I think she seems pretty approachable.  She looks like any cute girl that you see in any bar in any big city on any given weekend that you would try to slay.”

And there you have it, official NextRound Julia Stiles analysis.

Remember when she was in that movie with that black dude about dancing? God, that had to be the worst movie ever made ever. If you’re reading this site and you’ve ever seen that movie–or, for that matter, if you’re a dude and know anything about choreographed dancing–feel free to ask a coworker to punch you in the nuts. Seriously, you deserve it.

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