After multitudes of rumblings and rumors over the last few weeks, today it became official that PacMan Jones will join TNA Wrestling (that’s Total Nonstop Action Wrestling for all you pussies out there).

PacMan’s role with TNA is still up in the air. Most believe he won’t be doing any actual wrestling seeing that the physical act would most likely violate his NFL contract.

We’re definitely a little bummed that we aren’t going to see the ‘Making It Rain’ finishing move from off the top ropes that we’ve been envisioning for the last week. It involved elbows, a rowdy posse outside the ring, and an inordinate amount of dollar bills.The more we think about it though, as long as TNA makes PacMan a heel of some sort, we can be on board. We’re thinking something along the lines of a ghetto Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. There would be a lot of steel chairs, eye ball raking, tripping referees, backhanding the female wrestlers after they don’t give him his money back, etc.

And in case you were worried about PacMan’s priorities being out of place, he has openly stated that wrestling is “something to do, to keep me out off the streets while I have my little off-time from my real job…”

We wholeheartedly concur. Except by “off the streets”, we think he means gentleman’s clubs, and by “my little off-time”, we’re pretty sure he’s referring to the entire fucking season.

[Source: ESPN.com]

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