Few chicks have ever baffled us as much as Sienna Miller does. We literally have no idea of what to think of her.

There are just so many differing opinions and so much contradictory information to digest. When we see these reports about her partying with Puff Daddy all the time we get as confused as when we try to figure out A-Rod’s sexual orientation.

Here are the primary questions we find ourselves asking about Sienna:

1) Is she quite the pretty lady (a la “Layer Cake”) OR is she awkward and run down (a la pictures with Puff Daddy)?

2) Is she a good time who likes to party OR is she some smacked up dope fiend?

3) Does she have a nice perky front court (pictured left, also “Layer Cake”) OR could she pass for an out of shape British dude from the neck down?

4) Is her willingness to do nude scenes awesome and open-minded OR has she seen miles of dong in her day?

5) Is she just friends with Puffy OR does she participate in late night orgies at his place?

6) Is her accent hot OR does she sound like she’s spent time employed by a brothel?

7) Does she date a bunch of dudes because she’s trying to find the right guy OR has she seen miles of dong in her day?

We’re not going to indicate which answers above count as pros or cons in our assessment. But if people can just clue us in as to what they think, that would be great. We’re really not comfortable being unsure as to whether we want to hump someone or not.

[Source: ASL]

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