With dick for television this time of year, we’ve found ourselves watching “Burn Notice” on USA. It’s not bad. Definitely entertaining. Some pretty cool spy stuff here and there. And it’s got that guy from the “Evil Dead” movies. He’s always a good time.

But one reason we continue to watch is Gabrielle Anwar. She’s pretty damn fantastic.

You may remember Gabrielle as the hot chick in “Scent of A Women” that Al Pacino runs game on and then hands over to Charlie. After that she went on to a bunch of forgettable movies and TV shows before landing the “Burn Notice” gig fifteen years later.

Now Gabby is a well aged 37. She’s trimmed the baby fat and looking surprisingly awesome.

We think of her as bit of a tweener: a little too old to still be considered a stone fox and a little too young to have cougar potential. We tried to think of a clever animal name for someone in her category but everything we came up with made us want to punch ourselves in the face.

We did however decide to start referring to any old lady over 60 that we would probably bone who’s still getting it done as a Liger. You know, after the mythical creature. Half lion, half tiger. Liger.

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