We can safely say we didn’t see this one coming when woke up this morning, but there’s a fact-laden report rumor swarming around the world wide web that Derek Jeter may have given Jessica Alba a venereal disease when they were dating.

Here’s a hint, it rhymes with herpes.

The juicy piece of gossip comes from a blog called L.A. Rag Mag. Their source is the former personal assistant of Jessica Alba’s ex-fiance. CNN doesn’t get any more credible than that.

But in all seriousness, think about it for a minute. Doesn’t Jeter kind of seem like he might be the kind of dude who’s a little more cavalier than necessary with his case of VD?

We like the guy and all, but he definitely seems akin to that dude we knew in college who would put his light saber in just about anything. You remember, the guy who was a fun time and a guys’ guy so no one ever gave him too much shit about his lack of discretion. But had you and your friends known a chick who had accumulated the numbers he had the behind-her-back ridicule would have reached epic proportions.

So here’s to rumors. Here’s to the double standard. Here’s to something finally going wrong in Jeter’s life. Here’s to Jeter’s motto, “Condoms are for virgins.” And here’s to all the pretty ladies Jeter may have given a present to.

Wait, strike that last one. That’s probably not cool.

[Source: L.A. Rag Mag via The Big Lead]

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