By now just about every website worth its salt in entertainment gossip has floated the above incriminating photo of Anne Hathaway on a yacht with her Eurotrash boyfriend. And from what we’ve gathered about our degenerate readers core audience we assume we don’t have to get into detail on what’s being insinuated.

Regardless of whether these photos are harmless and being taken completely out of context by a bunch of online pervs, we find the yacht shots especially awesome because they further our theory that Anne Hathaway is a bit of a gold digging skeez.

Think about these points:

• A bunch of tame Disney movies about high school girls discovering their inner beauty launched her career.

• She then starred in “Havoc”, a career choice that can only be described by mental health professionals as a ‘cry for help’, seeing that she did a bunch of gratuitous nude scenes with Mexican dudes knowing full well they’d end up plastered all over the world wide web. (NSFW link here)

• She’s currently dating some Euro half-prince real estate mogul who almost definitely makes her participate in threesomes and other kinky shit because he’s filthy loaded and that’s what filthy loaded European dudes do.

• Dating rich Euros means you’re all about the dough.

• Today she’s caught on camera in a setting that can only be described as hummerific.

Isn’t it always the pretty ladies that seem so classy and progressive who are really the closet nympho gold diggers? A few more trips like this on the yacht and her boyfriend is going to have the word “prenup” singed from his brain.

[Source: WWTDD]

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