Just in case you were wondering what are stance is on unjustifiably popular disco/pop bands featuring 100 lb. lead singers with god complexes, here it is: we think they suck.

We feel it’s a real indictment of today’s mainstream music scene that Maroon 5 is as popular as they are.

Sure, there’s plenty of good music out there today. But only about 5-10% of the population knows about it. Just about everything else is garbage.

But back to Maroon 5. We’ve always thought that their music is gayer than Coldplay and that their lead singer should have been cast for a role on “The Hills”, but we’ve never really had enough angst against them to dedicate an entire post to how much they suck.

Then today, Adam Levine (band’s turd sandwich lead) came out with some quotes about boning Maria Sharapova. Apparently Romeo was expecting her to be more of a skeez in bed:

“But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

“It was so disillusioning that I went on (anxiety disorder drug) Paxil for a month afterwards…”

Now, we normally condone vocalizing such disappointment with between the sheets activity, especially when a chick suffers from well documented DFS (Dead Fish Syndrome). But when it’s this pompous douchebag trying to make himself sound like a badass to his legion of middle school fans, we won’t stand for it. He might as well have taken out an ad during commercial breaks of “My Super Sweet 16″ stating that he had sex with a famous tennis player.

What a tool. It’s a good thing today’s not Friday.

[Source: Sun Online]

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