Everyone is surely aware by now that last night Bridget Moynahan gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard kid prodigal son. 

This kid is less than a day old and we’re already undeniably envious of him. It’s not every day that a baby hits the gene pool lottery this kid did.

Just imagine all the cool things he’s going to be capable of accomplishing that the rest of us lack the athletic ability, high cheek bones, and overwhelming likability to pull off.

We thought we’d put together some odds for Baby Brady accomplishments to make things interesting.

• World Peace - 2:1

• Four Super Bowl MVPs - 4:1

• De-flower Shiloh Pitt - 3:1

• Decapitate Sean Penn - 5:1

• Get to at least third base with every hot coed on Michigan campus - 10:1

• Write, direct, and star in a movie that Scorcese describes as, “the best fucking movie I’ve ever seen.” - 15:1

• Perfect alternative fuel source - 12:1

Man, this kid is going to be so siked that his mom faked using birth control.

Also check out this post and this post on KSK for further Baby Brady coverage.

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