Over the last week we’ve seen multiple trailers for “Good Luck Chuck”, which looks to be a contrived romantic comedy that will once again confirm that Jessica Alba’s agent is the biggest fucking waste of space in Hollywood.

Every time we see this trailer we are further flabbergasted and exasperated that professional no talent ass clown Dane Cook continues to star in movies.

The guy is not funny. He is not cool. He is not intriguing. He’s none of the things that should warrant his popularity. If all it takes to be a Hollywood movie star is to be unfunny, uninteresting, and uncool, just about every person in our graduating high school class should have headlined a blockbuster by now. We don’t get it.

Seriously, watch Dane Cook’s stand up and attempt to be entertained. A free beer to anyone that genuinely laughs out loud. You need it. His bits might as well be about 9/11, Katrina, and the Virginia Tech shootings.

We’re convinced that Dane Cook, Wilmer Valderrama, and the dude who dates Alba must know of some secret hangout where Satan drops in for a drink from time to time and is willing to trade everlasting souls for unwarranted fame and success.

Why are we convinced? Because Dane Cook is a no talent ass clown.

In researching the term “no talent ass clown” for this piece, we came across the following on Dictionary.com:

no tal·ent ass clown /ˈtælənt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[noh tal-uhnt as kloun]

–noun

1.	a term procured in the classic movie “Office Space” used for describing someone who has achieved success despite the lack of talent or skill.

2.	Dane Cook (pictured right).

Wow. Apparently in the age of the world wide web even finding someone’s name next to a term in the dictionary is possible. Who knew?

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