With the popularity of the H-Man’s College Football picks, we’ve been approached by many inquiring about NFL handicapping.

We’ve always maintained that you cannot consistently win with the NFL. Too much parity, everyone’s talented, lines are too accurate, etc., etc. Many of the reasons why the H-Man does not pick NFL games.

But seeing that we are some of the most open-minded hetero misogynists you’ll ever meet, we’d like to give NFL handicapping a chance. So starting Friday, we’ll post our 3 to 4 weekly NFL “locks”. They may suck something righteous, but hey, we’re willing to test our skills. (Important Note: The H-Man will not be making the NFL picks.)

But here’s the fun part. We want our loyal readers and NFL prognosticators to post their personal picks (along with unit plays) in the comments each week over the next several weeks. We’ll monitor your handle and keep track of your record, and if anyone seriously impresses with their NFL handicapping ability, we’ll see about making you a permanent fixture as our NFL handicapper.

You know what that means. Cash money and bitches galore for the winner. Look out.

The first Search For An NFL Handicapper post will be up Friday afternoon.

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