In unrelated, but equally awesome stories from the last couple of days, Dave Grohl endeared himself even further by making his disdain for Paris Hilton known, and Yankees outfielder Shelley Duncan totally owned a random 10-year old Red Sox fan.

First, Grohl, who we really admire for his ability to keep it real, opined about Paris Hilton. He’s known she’s sucked from day one:

“Paris is f***ing lame. She’s more offensive to me than anything. She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”

We definitely want to have a beer with this dude.

Next, Shelley Duncan, who’s 27 and fairly obscure despite playing for the Yankees, signed a Red Sox fan’s baseball. It went something like this.

“Griffin Whitman, a 10-year-old Red Sox fan from Swampscott, was excited to attend his first Yankees vs. Red Sox game Friday night. The young autograph-collector was even more thrilled to score Yankees outfielder Shelley Duncan’s signature before the game. That is, until Griffin read the message from the 27-year-old rookie: ‘Red Sox suck! Shelley Duncan.’”

We find the Yankees unbearable, but that move is just too bad ass not to applaud. That kid had it coming. Because that’s how you learn in life. Being told you and the things you cherish suck. [Sources: Sun Online, Boston Herald]

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