Just when we decide we can get off Reggie Bush’s back for spending time with a diseased hooker when he could have been running through all sorts of choice tail, Terrence Howard jumps on the Kim Kardashian bandwagon.

Page Six is reporting that Howard, who’s just separated from his wife of 14 years, has been seen sucking face and getting public lap dances from Kardashian.

We just do not understand how Kim Kardashian (failed porn star/attention whore/soon-to-be aggressively airbrushed Playboy covergirl) has managed to entrance so many seemingly OK dudes.

We’re not naive, we definitely get the whole black guys did chicks with massive asses that defy gravity thing, but it’s not like these dudes are just some run of the mill brothers. Seems to us both Reggie Bush and Terrence Howard could pretty much have their pick of any shapely piece of ass on the market. Why throw caution in the wind and sign up for an STD? Because you know she has one. It’s really just a crap shoot as to whether it’s a really horrific one or not.

And on that same note, doesn’t Terrence Howard realize that Kardashian–on top of being disease-ridden–suffers from a wicked case of DFS (Dead Fish Syndrome) as evidenced by her so-called sex tape with Brandy’s little brother? Indefensible.

We like Terrence Howard, but the dude is on notice. From signing on for supporting roles in depressing looking Jodie Foster flicks, to thinking a movie about a black swim team being harassed by Tom Arnold was a good idea, to willingly accepting the sloppy seconds of some dude named Ray-J, he’s on notice.

Doesn’t Terrence realize what this chick’s poisonous touch has done to the Saints? Not to exaggerate, but she’s probably single-handedly prevented a New Orleans economic revival. All of this does not bode well for “Iron Man”.

Update: We should apologize to our boy Terrence. Apparently Page Six–shockingly–got their story wrong. Terrence is actually dating Miss USA Rachel Smith. Our deepest apologies to Terrence. Miss USA is smoking. You go dog.

Email This