Jimmy Woods is known for playing scumbags in mediocre movies, dating chicks right out of high school, openly criticizing Hollywood liberals, blaming feminists for the woes of the world, publicly ridiculing his lying ex-wives, and boning half the chicks in the acting biz because he’s got the reputation of being LA’s version of Shannon Sharpe.

And just in case you had any doubt in your mind how bad ass the guy is, James Woods recently went on the “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” and told a story about how he almost had a threesome with O.J. and Nicole Simpson. It went something like this:

“…Nicole began eyeing Woods. ‘[She was] this curvy, gorgeous blonde…and she starts talking to me, and everything is about how she is really not happy with her marriage. I’m going through a divorce at the time, and I’m taking the bait. I guess I’m kind of being set up,’ Woods recalled.

“Later, when he got back to his hotel, Woods said O.J. and Nicole, looking cozy, walked by his room and invited him for a ‘late-night nightcap’ in their suite. ‘It was very odd,’ he told Ferguson. ‘About four days later, I get at my house a letter from her, “Dear Jimmy,” with a little heart where the “i” is, [saying] “O.J. is out of town, maybe you would like to get together.” [I thought], this can’t be possible.’”

That’s slam dunk HOF nomination in our book. Jimmy, we hope to grow up and be just like you.

[Source: Page Six]

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