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Rankings: Top 5 Awesome Coaching Meltdowns


September 26th, 2007 by NextRound

With all the publicity Mike Gundy is garnishing this week for laying the verbal smackdown on a chubby female reporter during a press conference, we decided to rank our Top 5 All-Time Coaching Meltdowns.

You won’t find any Bobby Knight or Lou Pinella here. We’re ranking single occurrences. And comedy is a must. Those guys are known more for their body of work as assholes.

5. John L. Smith Slaps Himself. A bizarre move by a bizarre guy who couldn’t coach for shit.



4. Jim Boeheim Defends Jerry Macnamara. We wouldn’t have won ten fucking games! (NSFW)
3. Dan Hawkins Reminds Us This Is Big 12 Football. Go play intramurals, brother…

2. Denny Green Knows Who They Were. We let ‘em off the hook! (swipes air)
1. Jim Mora’s Playoffs. The “Godfather” of coaching meltdowns.
Honorable Mention: Irrelevant AA Manager does circus routine. This dude is a dipshit.

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9 Responses to “Rankings: Top 5 Awesome Coaching Meltdowns”

  1. JB Says:

    Playoff’s? God I miss Jim Mora Sr.

  2. The Truth Says:

    I think an honorable mention should’ve gone to Allen Iverson. “We talkin’ bout practice. Practice. Not a game,but Practice.”

    Jim Mora and A.I. are two peas in a pod.

    Give Philly some love.

  3. NextRound Says:

    Truth, you’re right.

    We’re kicking ourselves for blanking on that one.

    If you want to check it out, here it is, awesome as ever:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

  4. SMac Says:

    I’d never seen the one where John L. Smith slapped himself. how weird.

    I sort of hate Jim Boeheim, but i respect the sh!t out of him. The guy is a grade A asshole, could piss on the president and not get fired, and his wife is fuel. I can respect that.

  5. Brutus the Barber Beefcake Says:

    The Dan Hawkins interview sounds like something straight out of the WWF… or WWE, or whatever they call it now…

    And that AA coach is a dipshit, but I love the whole using the rosin bag as a hand grenade move. Thats good work, I respect that.

  6. FlippyTheRed Says:

    Slapping yourself in a presser? Pretty much ensured a pink slip on that one.

  7. The Truth Says:

    I also want to take exception with leaving Bob knight off the list… I am closet B. Knight fan and his “Game Face” Press Conference at least deserves honarable mention.

    I’d also like to throw Herm Edwards in there for the infamous line “WE…PLAY…TO…WIN…THE…GAME!”

    I am not sure if they are “Top 5″ worthy, but both deserve honarable mention as they are jacked up.

    The Truth

  8. Runyan Says:

    At what point during a AA baseball game does a manager decide that it is time to break out the low crawl and hurl a rosin bag at the ump? I want to have a beer or 10 with that guy.

  9. Devine Says:

    Don’t kick yourself too long, it wouldn’t have made much sense to include AI in a top 5 coaching meltdown list.

    Mora probably deserved another spot in the top 5 with his Saints tirade “our offense sucks…our defense sucks…”

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