WHAM! OCTOBER IS MILF MONTH!

We’ve been featuring chicks we think are pretty want to do in our weekly Hump Day segment for a while now. We feel it’s time to get a little more creative and work in monthly themes here and there. 

This month we’ll be dedicating Wednesday mornings to the mothers out there that we would definitely give the business to (preferably without their kids present).

To kick off Milf Month, we’re honoring an old favorite who’s recently regained C-lister status on “Dancing with the Stars”.

Of course, we’re far too cool and tough to ever watch “Dancing with the Stars”, but we just happened to scroll past it one of our many lady friends made us flip over to it the other night. The only positive was catching a glimpse of new contestant / 90’s erection generator, Jennie Garth (better known to close friends as Kelly Taylor).

Jennie is–as expected–still getting it done. Our prepubescent feelings came flooding back. We were always in the Kelly Taylor camp. How could you not be? If you were a Brenda or Donna guy, you have real issues. And if you didn’t fascinate about violating Valerie you have some additional personal things to work through, like whether you’re into dudes or not.

But back to Jennie, how did she reach milf status? Well, apparently, fertility drugs have been a big part of her life since they kicked her and Ziering off the set of “90210″. She’s had three kids in a relatively short period of time with some moderately successful actor who seems to be a bit of a goon (starring role in “Hollow Man 2″, awesome).

But whatever, we don’t consider dudes who star in “Hollow Man” sequels competition. And even after three sex trophies, Jennie’s still the same Kelly Taylor we remember. Only now with bigger boobs. And not pretending like she’d ever hang out with Tori Spelling. We’ll take it.

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