Another week. Another stellar performance by Team Cool & Tough and the majority of our contestants.

And by “stellar” we mean extremely shitty. Thank god our NFL handicapping ability doesn’t correlate to our ho bagging ability.

But hey, this is why we started the search, right?

Serious Gangsta Props of the Week go to Rob for finishing at a staggering +2.8 (and believe us +2.8 in one week is staggering relative to this contest).

Massive Call Out of the Week goes to Jesse, who matched Cope’s opening week performance of -4.4 units. Can you say Ramen Noodle Diet?

We’re only two weeks in with several weeks to go before we declare a winner (we’re about as certain on the definitive final date as we are our own picks). If you haven’t entered yet or took the week off, feel free to still submit your picks in the comment section of this post or the Friday post. We’ll accept entries up until 1PM on Sunday. Everyone who’s already entered, keep them coming.

Notes on results: Standard text identifies previous week’s results. Bold identifies overall results. A single asterisk (*) identifies a contestant who didn’t participate this week. Two asterisks (**) identify a new contestant.

Now for the results…

NextRound’s Results

1 Unit: 1-4, Net: -3.4; 1 Unit: 2-6, Overall: -4.5 units

(We missed being the reigning loser by a tenth of a unit. We just high-lowed ourselves.)

Leaders (in order of overwhelming awesomeness)

1a) Boruboru, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 1-2, Net: +.8; 2 Unit: 1-0-1, 1 Unit: 3-2, Overall: +2.8 units

1b) Charez, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 1-1, Net: +1.9; 2 Unit: 2-0, 1 Unit: 1-2, Overall: +2.8 units

3) Rob, 2 Unit: 2-0, 1 Unit: 1-2, Net: +2.8; 2 Unit: 2-0, 1 Unit: 2-4, Overall: +1.6 units

4) Armand**, 1 Unit: 3-2, Overall: +.8 units

Losers (in reverse order of crippling mushability)

5) AJ*, 1 Unit: 1-1, Overall: -.1 units

6) Jeff The Man**, 2 Unit: 1-1, Overall: -.2 units

7) ConsiderMeMilesDavis**, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 1-3, Overall: -.3 units

8 ) Rick, 1 Unit: 2-3, Net: -1.3; 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 3-5, Overall: -.5 units

9) Devine*, 1 Unit: 1-2, Overall: -1.1 units

10) Spiz**, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 0-3, Overall: -1.3 units

11) ZacHawney, 2 Unit: 1-1, 1 Unit: 0-2, Net: -2.4; 2 Unit: 1-1, 1 Unit: 2-3, Overall: -1.5 units

12) H-Mans Entourage*, 1 Unit: 0-2-1, Overall: -2.2 units

13) Toast*, 1 Unit: 0-2-1, Overall: -2.2 units

14) Maestro*, 1 Unit: 1-3-1, Overall: -2.3 units

15) Pantsman, 3 Unit: 0-1, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 1-0, Net: -.3; 3 Unit 0-2, 2 Unit: 1-0, 1 Unit: 2-0-1, Overall: -2.6 units

16) no1nole28*, 1 Unit: 0-3, Overall: -3.3 units

17) Juice**, 2 Unit: 0-2, 1 Unit: 2-1, Overall: -3.5 units

18) Cope*, 2 Unit: 0-1, 1 Unit: 0-2-1, Overall: -4.4 units

19) Jesse, 1 Unit: 0-4, Net: -4.4; 1 Unit: 2-6, Overall: -4.6 units

Good luck this week.

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