Charlie Sheen’s ability to be a massive weirdo has never been in question. His affinity for porn stars, hookers, school girls, and (probably) trannies is well documented. He’s also a complete and utter nut job. Google some news items where Sheen talks politics and see if you can locate a complete thought. He usually ends up on some tangent about extraterrestrials.

The dude’s wacko eccentricities (except maybe the trannies) were never a big deal back in the “Major League”, “Wall Street”, “Platoon” days. But now that his career is relegated to headlining slop like “Two and a Half Men”, the guy’s quirks just make him seem like a chemically imbalanced psycho. Especially when you top it off with the allegations currently being made by Denise Richards in their divorce proceedings.

Here’s a modest selection from Page Six of our favorite Denise Richard court room accusations against Charlie Sheen. The validity of these accusations are still in question, except when you remember she’s talking about Charlie Sheen, then the claims seem completely accurate.

Some are kind of awesome, while others, not so much.

1. Emails to Denise from Charlie:

“GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser.”

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig.”

Denise’s mom has cancer, so even we think the bald thing–while classic Charlie–is a bit over the line. We totally don’t see the big deal about the second email though. If you can’t inform your significant other of how sad and unemployed and swine-like they are, then this isn’t the world we want to live in.

2. Charlie’s frequency on internet porn sites:

“Pictures of Sheen’s ‘erect penis’ that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to ‘approximately 30 women.’

“Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - ‘which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage,’ the documents state.”

You’ll find no argument here against using your erect penis as your thumbnail photo on sex sites. That’s totally boss. The underage boys thing is probably something Charlie wasn’t too stoked to have his soon to be ex-wife telling the court though.

3. Charlie does not have fond memories of the wedding day:

“‘He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed “the dumbest day of my life,” ‘ Richards claims in the documents.”

We stand corrected. THAT is totally boss.

So, in conclusion, not everything Charlie Sheen does deserves a punch in the face. Some of it is still kind of insanely awesome. It’s just that nowadays the really weird stuff Sheen does has crossed the line from “marginally justifiable” to “totally fucking creepy”, and that–our friends–we can no longer support.

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