Search For A NFL Handicapper: Week 5
October 5th, 2007 by NextRound
At this point, we’re really not even putting up a fight for this column. Still, we’re gluttons for punishment so we’ll continue to trudge on like a fat chick trudges out to the bar every Friday night in hopes some decent looking dude will get drunk enough to take her to Poundtown.
Without further ado, here are this weeks winners (or more likely losers):
NextRound’s Picks
2 Unit Picks:
- Saints (-3) v. Panthers
- Falcons (+8) at Titans
1 Unit Picks:
- Jaguars (-2) at Chiefs
- Jets (+3.5) at Giants
- Ravens v. 49ers Under (35.5)
Nextround Overall: -4.5 units
Early Entries:
AJ, Overall: -.1 units
- Cowboys -10 - 1 Unit
- Jags v. Chiefs Over 36 - 1 Unit
- Seahawks v. Steelers Over 39 - 1 Unit
Mike Oxbig - New Contestant. Apparently things we’re all gay. Not the first time. Best of luck to you, Mr. Oxbig.
1 unit:
- ARI -3.5
- TEN -8.5
- CAR +3.5
- NE -16.5
- DET +3.5
- JAX -2.5
- HOU -5.5
- NYJ +3.5
- SEA +6.5
- TB +10.5
- SF +3.5
- DEN -1.5
- GB -3.5
- DAL -10.5
Week 13 Picks:
Week 12 Picks:
October 5th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Cowboys (-10.5) @ Bills — 3 UNITS
Lions @ Skins (-3.5) — 2 UNITS
Panthers @ Saints (U44) — 2 UNITS
Browns @ Pats (-17) — 1 UNIT
Bears @ Packers (-3.5) — 1 UNIT
October 5th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Lions @ Redskins -3.5 1 Unit
Dolphins @ Texans -5 1 Unit
Seahawks @ Steelers +6 1 Unit
Cardinals @ Rams -3 1 Unit
Colts @ Buccaneers +9.5 1 Unit
Ravens @ 49ers -3 1 Unit
Bears @ Packers -3 1 Unit
October 5th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
How do you submit for the “offical contest?”
October 5th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Arizona -3 2 units
Giants -3.5 2 units
Green Bay -3 1 unit
Cowboys -10 1 unit
(the only other favorites likely to cover are jax and wash, but i wouldn’t bet on it)
October 5th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Great pic BTW. I was at that game. 50 yard line seats to see that beat down was priceless. Go Pack!
October 6th, 2007 at 1:52 am
Tennessee (-8) 2 Unit
Arizona (-3) 2 Unit
Green Bay (-3) 2 Unit
New Orleans (-3) 1 Unit
Baltimore (-3.5) 1 Unit
San Diego (PK) 1 Unit
October 6th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Wish I posted last week went 5 for 6. This week
Pats -16.5 vs Browns
could the browns not let this team score 40+ points after what the Bungals did against them?
Titans +8 vs Falcons
If any team can be run on its the Falcons and the Titans are good at running it down peoples throats, kind of what the Falcons used to be like hmmm…
Giants money line vs Jets
I like the G-men at home (oh wait aren’t they both at home?) defense has become huge for the Giants and that wins it for me in a close one.
Ravens -3.5 vs 49ers
without the mediocre Alex Smith and up against that defense this game could be close to a shutout.
Packers -3 vs Bears
could a team projected to be a superbowl contender be any worse off then the Bears (well the Chargers not included).
October 6th, 2007 at 10:17 am
russ just post and it will be your submittal
2units
Panthers +3
Browns +16.5
Bucs +9 (straight up)
October 7th, 2007 at 12:29 am
Panthers +3 Easy Money…Has New Orleans Won Yet….. 2 Units
Arizona -2 Can You Say Blowout….2 Units
October 7th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Sea +6 1 Unit
Sea ML (+210) 1 Unit
SD -1 1 Unit
October 7th, 2007 at 11:28 am
To answer Russ’s question, a comment is an official submittal. You’re in.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
cards -3.5 uno unit
ravens -3 2 units
packers -3 1 unit
broncos +1 1 unit
falcons +7.5 1 unit
LETS GO YANKS ILL BE AT GAME 3!!!!
October 7th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
TB + 9
SF + 3.5
October 7th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
TB 2 unit
SF 1 unit
October 8th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
It was a really bad weekend, I would like to throw in a last minute play for tonight’s game:
Dallas -10.5 3 UNITS
October 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
sometimes you can just feel the momentum going against you. i crashed and burned saturday and proceeded to shoot myself in the head on sunday and gave up before sunday night. i lost about 90% of what i had won up to this point.
October 8th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
just follow me like “The Juice” is doing. i will take care of you.