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The Big Hetero Post


October 5th, 2007 by NextRound

A nice collection of the pretty ladies we’ve shown thumbnail photos of our erect penis to come across over the world wide web this week to help you get through a Friday afternoon.

As always, pics are links.

Jessica Simpson. She’s hitting the pilates again and will not be denied. Bravo, sweetheart, for getting your priorities straightened out.

jessica simpson

Marissa Miller. Video! That’s right, Marissa Miller photo shoot video. We kind of liked her a little more before we heard her speak though.


Rihanna. Our girl Rihanna in FHM France. Those mayonnaise eating bastards definitely won’t appreciate her.

rihanna

Danni Minouge. That’s right, Kylie’s little sister. Kind of weird. Kind of cool. Definitely worth the novelty.

danni minogue

Hispanic Weather Girl. It’s stupid how hot this Hispanic weather girl is. Why is Al Roker still employed? Who needs English?

Candice Michelle. Winner! Porno Hot Chick of the Week!

candice michelle

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3 Responses to “The Big Hetero Post”

  1. willy-k Says:

    I love Mayo……

  2. Nick Says:

    is that that fat slut Casey behind her?? what a slam-pig.

  3. NextRound Says:

    It definitely is. She defines slam pig.

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