We are of the mind that Cornrows are the black equivalent to the white man’s Mullet. Let it sink in for a second and you’ll see the validity of the argument.

The Mullet plateaued in popularity in the mid to late 80’s, took an additional five years to exit pop culture entirely, and now is the source of depthless humor and efficient white trash identification.

Cornrows, in comparison, peaked in the late 90’s to early 2000’s and are currently making their exist from mainstream popularity. Case in point, Brad Miller now rocks Cornrows (as evidenced in last night’s preseason game).

We would like to be the first on record to site the below video and the existence of Kevin Federline as the two primary catalysts towards the death of Cornrows amongst respectable brothers everywhere.

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