StillAwesome Hall Of Fame Nominee: Hugh Grant
October 11th, 2007 by NextRound
Hugh Grant’s Cool & Tough Checklist of Accomplishments submitted for his nomination to the StillAwesome Hall of Fame:
1) Date and hump Elizabeth Hurley during her prime years and never marry her. CHECK.
2) Experiment with living dangerously by getting hummer from black American prostitute in the most conspicuous manner possible. CHECK.
3) Publicly state that you think acting is boring and miserable, that you do it for the money, and that you want to retire. Then keep doing it for the money. CHECK.
4) Steal Colin Montgomerie’s wife after you meet her at a pro am tournament where you were paired with Colin. Dump her after her divorce is finalized. CHECK.
5) Party and make out with a pack of college girls at their St. Andrews University apartment and have all pictures posted on Facebook (pictured below). CHECK.
Despite him being British and therefore inherently whiny, we like this guy. We can’t quite induct him at this point due to the inordinate amount of chick flicks on his resume.
So Hugh, pay attention. More bleary-eyed partying with college girls. More stealing wives of famous ornery assholes. Less lameass movies with Drew Barrymore. Got it? Now make it happen.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
so, can I now admit that “Knotting Hill” is a favorite of mine with out being made fun of? Cause if not, that movie is still gay, I hate Julia Roberts, her brother is much cooler especially in “the best of the best” movies….
October 11th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Hey, I like Notting Hill too and I’m not ashamed to admit it! About a Boy was a good Hugh Grant movie. The guy cracks me up.
October 11th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
I bet you would like a movie called “about a boy”, sounds like that is in your wheel house…..