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What an interesting week in the handicapping contest. Let’s get right into it…

News & Notes:

  • NextRound got back to our usual losing ways.
  • ConsiderMeMilesDavis & Juice both had winning weeks but they are still in the negative for the season.
  • Rob had another winning week to run his season total up to +2.9 units, despite the fact that Rob is 0-2 on 3 unit picks. How is this possible? Rob is an astonishing 5-0-1 on 2 unit picks.

Serious Gangsta Props of the Week go to Brown. Brown made the mistake of going against the H-Man in the Miami/Texas A&M game a couple weeks ago. No better way to redeem yourself than going 3-0 in your first week in the handicapping contest. That is how to strap on a pair & come up huge.

Getting called out because someone has to: Pantsman. He had a rough go of it this weekend losing 3.4 units. It is tough to call someone when they only lost 3.4 units, 3.3 of which he lost because he backed Cincinnati. But somebody has to take a beating, so Pantsman you suck.

On Notice: Mike Oxbig - This dude talked a lot of shit after starting 4-10, but he backed it up this week by going 9-4. The question is can he keep it going? We do like people who talk shit & back it up, so Oxbig is on notice everyone is watching, can he do when the lights are on?

Notes on results: Standard text identifies this week’s results. Bold identifies overall results. A single asterisk (*) identifies a contestant who didn’t participate this week. Two asterisks (**) identify a new contestant.

Nextround’s Results

2 Unit: 1-1, 1 Unit: 1-2-1, Net: -1.4; 2 Unit: 2-2, 1 Unit: 5-8-1, Net: -4.9 units

Leaders (in order of overwhelming awesomeness)


1) Jeff the Man*, 2 unit: 2-0, Net: +4.0 units; 2 unit: 3-1, Net: +3.8 units

2) Brown**, 1 unit: 3-0, Net +3.0

3) Rob, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 1-0-1, 1 unit: 3-0-1 Net: +1.7 units; 3 unit: 0-2, 2 unit: 5-0-1, 1 unit: 5-5-2, Net: +2.9 units

4) Boruboru,1 unit: 0-1-1, Net: -1.1 units; 2 unit: 2-0-2, 1 unit: 3-5-1 ,Net: + 1.5 units

5) Charez, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 1-2 Net: +0.8 units; 2 unit: 4-2, 1 unit: 2-4, Net: + 1.4 units

6) Armand*, 1 Unit: 3-2, Overall: +.8 units

Losers with the guts to keep coming back:

7) ZacHawney, 2 unit: 1-1-1, Net: -0.2, 2 units: 2-2-1, 1 unit: 2-3 Net: -1.7 units

8 ) Mike Oxbig, 1 unit: 9-4, Net: + 4.6 units; 1 unit: 13-14, Net: -2.4 units

9) ConsiderMeMilesDavis, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 1-1-1 Net: +1.9 units; 2 unit: 2-1, 1 unit: 3-7-1, Net: -2.9 units

10)Pete**, 2 units: 1-1, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -3.5

11) AJ, 3 units: 0-1, 1 unit: 2-0, Net: -1.3; 3 units: 0-1, 1 unit: 3-4, Net: -4.7 units

12) Jesse, 2 units: 1-1, 1 unit: 0-1, Net: -1.3; 2 units: 1-1, 1 unit: 2-7, Net: -5.8 units

13) Pantsman, 3 units: 0-1, 2 units: 0-0-1, 1 unit 1-1, Net: -3.4 units; 3 unit 0-3, 2 unit: 1-0-1, 1 unit: 3-1-1, Net: -6.0 units

14) Juice, 3 unit: 1-0-1, 2 unit: 2-1, 1 unit: 1-2, Net: +3.6 units; 3 unit: 1-1-1, 2 unit: 2-5-1, 1 unit: 4-5, Net: -8.8 units

Losers who are scared to comeback:

Devine*, 1 unit: 1-2, Net: -1.1 units

RBV*, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit 1-0, Net: -1.2

Beantown brawler*, 1 unit: 2-3, Net: -1.3 units

Spiz*, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -1.3 units

H-Mans Entourage*, 1 unit: 0-2-1, Net: -2.2 units

Toast*, 1 unit: 0-2-1, Net: -2.2 units

Maestro*, 1 unit: 1-3-1, Net: -2.3 units

Rick*, 1 unit: 3-5, Net: -2.5 units

no1nole28*, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -3.3 units

Cope*, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit: 0-2-1, Net: -4.4 units

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6 Responses to “Search For A NFL Handicapper: Week 6 - The Results Show”

  1. Nitro Says:

    Juice looks likes it about time to wrap it up. go against your first choice.

  2. Pantsman Says:

    Allright. If this doesnt work, I’m done.

    Beatoff Sausage Picks:
    Atlanta (+9.5) 3 units
    Oakland (-1) 2 units
    St.Louis (+9.5) 2 units

  3. Tony Peroni Says:

    NITRO, why don’t you pick some winners and then come back and talk trash!

  4. The Juice Says:

    Nitro,

    #1 - Where are your winning picks?
    #2 - Eat shit!
    #3 - Your dad should have wrapped it up!!

    G.F.Y.!!

    “The Juice”

  5. Teddy Dupay Says:

    hey dudes, I need some winners, don’t fuck me this weekend!!!!

  6. Mike Oxbig Says:

    Awwwww yeah boys and girls…

    Here we go:

    ARI +7.5
    ATL +8.5
    BAL -3
    MIN +9.5
    NE -16.5
    NYG -8.5
    TB +3.5
    HOU +3
    KC +3.5
    NYJ +7.5
    CHI +5
    SEA -8
    PIT -3
    IND -3

    All picks 1 unit.

    I’ll be back late Monday to pick up the title.

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