Rick Salomon is best known for co-starring in the Paris Hilton sex tape, marrying Shannon Doherty, wearing beanies, and generally being an unrelenting ass clown.

Today Rick can add Pamela Anderson’s husband to his list of accomplishments.

Let’s take a second and break down some aspects of this dude’s life, as it is fascinating:

Rick doesn’t appear to have ever held a job. He’s clearly bald, hence his undaunted persistence with “the beanie”. Shannon Doherty–presumably–smacked him around, you know that bitch gets mean. Salomon sued the distributor of the Paris Hilton sex tape directly after it appeared on the internet, claiming it defamed his image. A month later he was awarded rights to the tape, edited it, renamed it “One Night in Paris”, and distributed himself to various adult entertainment groups.

And–of course–Salomon just married a 40 year-old, life ravaged, Hepatitis C carrying, post-Tommy Lee and post-Kid Rock version of Pamela Anderson. Not exactly the C.J. Parker we remember.

In conclusion, this guy is either an all-consuming celebrity wannabe scum bag OR has really fucking weird taste in women. Probably a little bit of both.

Then again, his current income most likely consists of “Baywatch” and “90210″ royalties, coupled with distribution fees he receives as a direct result from talking some famous hooker into having sex on camera.

Not a bad day’s work for a guy who wears condoms on his head.

Email This