Search For A NFL Handicapper: Week 7
October 19th, 2007 by NextRound
Time to separate the men from the ladies. Go balls to the wall. Eat shit for breakfast. All that stuff.
Sitting at an abysmal -4.9 units, this is the weekend we make legends out of ourselves. We feel good, really good.
Expect 8 and fucking 0 from our 2 unit picks. That +16 units for you math majors. You’re about to experience a Testaverde-esque comeback.
NextRound’s Picks
2 Unit Picks:
- Cardinals (+9) at Redskins
- Titans at Texans (Under 38.5)
- Raiders (-3) v. Chiefs
- Bears at Eagles (Under 41)
- Rams at Seahawks (Over 40)
- Broncos (+3.5) v. Steelers
- Steelers at Broncos (Under 39)
- Jaguars (+3) v. Colts
Overall Record: -4.9 units
Early Entries
Pantsman’s Beatoff Sausage Picks:
- Atlanta (+9.5) 3 units
- Buffalo (+3) 3 units
- Oakland (-1) 2 units
- St.Louis (+9.5) 2 units
Mike Oxbig:
- PIT -3 - 3 unit
- IND -3 - 3 unit
- ARI +7.5
- ATL +8.5
- BAL -3
- MIN +9.5
- NE -16.5
- NYG -8.5
- TB +3.5
- HOU +3
- KC +3.5
- NYJ +7.5
- CHI +5
- SEA -8
All 1 unit.
Bowl Picks:
Overall Record: 9-11 (3 Unit), 8-6 (2 Unit), 7-1 (1 Unit), -2.7 Units
October 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I am back to get in the black:
3 units
New England -16.5
1 unit
New York -9
Bal -3
Tampa +2
Cincinnati -6
2 units
Pittsburgh -3.5
Indy -3
October 19th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
sorry, forgot my biggest play of the weekend
buffalo (+3) Three unit
October 19th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Balt -3 1 unit
NE -16 1 unit
KC +3 2 units
Minn +9.5 2 units
and i’ll wait for the line change on the MNF game.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Bucs +2 - 3 units
Skins -8.5 - 2 units
Chiefs +3 - 2 units
Bucs/lions over 44.5 - 1 unit
Cards/skins over 36 - 1 unit
Giants -9 - 1 unit
Bears/eagles over 42 - 1 unit
October 19th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Management:
Please make my PIT -3 pick a 3 unit pick. Thanks.
Toast,
You might want to double check your PIT line.
October 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Pittsburgh (-3.5) 3 Unit
Indianapolis (-3) 2 Unit
Washington (-8.5) 2 Unit
Dallas (-9.5) 2 Unit
NY Giants (-9) 1 Unit
Tampa Bay (+2) 1 Unit
Chicago (+5.5) 1 Unit
October 21st, 2007 at 12:04 am
AZ + 8 All one units
ATL + 8
Baltimore -3
SF + 9
KC +3
Pitt-3.5
October 21st, 2007 at 9:37 am
adding a little more to a bet previously placed.
add 1 unit to KC +3 (3 units now)
October 21st, 2007 at 11:55 am
Ravens (-3) 1 unit
Vikings (+9.5) 1 unit
Giants (over 39) 1 unit
Seahawks (-8.5) 1 unit
Colts (-3) 2 units
October 21st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
NE –15.5 (2 units)
TB +2 (2 units)
Pitt –3.5 (3 units)
NYG -9 (2 units)
October 21st, 2007 at 1:14 pm
broncos +3.5 1 unit
eagles -6 3 unit
rams seahawks over 40 1 unit
October 21st, 2007 at 5:18 pm
New England -17
NYG -8
TB Money
Cards +7.5
Cinci -6
October 21st, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Since Rothleisberger is a turnover prone pussy, will management please make my Monday night play Indy -3 a 3 unit play?
Thanks in advance.
And fuck you Rothleisberger.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:11 am
Please make my MNF play (Indy -3) a 3 Unit play
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Indy -3 2 units
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:07 pm
well, the bookies are determined not to add a hook to the Indy line. they just keep adding to the juice. i’ll gamble they can win outright instead of losing by 3.
Jags +150 on the money line. 1 unit
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 am
12-6 bitches. Pardon me while I drag my sweaty ball sack over the collective grillz of the rest of you wannabes.
When do I start my own fukkin column up in this b1tch?