Passing Judgment: Josh Beckett Went To The Earl Woods School Of Closing
October 25th, 2007 by NextRound
Did you see the crazy fucking look in Josh Beckett’s eyes last night?
Was there ever any doubt he was going to violate the Rockies? How about mowing down the first three batters like he stumbled onto the mound at a JV batting practice?
We’re pretty sure Beckett doesn’t play for the Red Sox, he plays for Josh Beckett. Zero chance in hell Josh Beckett was losing last night. It was Sunday. He was Tiger, the Rockies were Rory Sabbatini. That simple.
Moral of the story is: Pray to God Josh Beckett never wants anything of yours. Your girlfriend, your job, your wife, your kids, your bank account numbers, your manhood, your DVD collection. Because that son of a bitch will swoop in and take it.
We’re starting to feel bad for what may happen to Kenny Lofton in the future, and for the damage that was most likely done to this chick in the past:
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October 25th, 2007 at 9:08 am
The chin hair is not working.
October 25th, 2007 at 9:09 am
He has been amazing this year.
October 25th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Charez — get off his tip.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:37 am
He’s from Spring, TX. Cum catchers are still very “in”