A nice collection of the pretty ladies we’ve had David Copperfield’s assistants introduce us to come across over the world wide web this week to help you get through a Friday afternoon.

As always, pics are links.

Rihanna. Man, our cleaning lady is like two bills and has a mustache. We are missing out.

Kelly Brook. Another British chick famous for having an awesome rack. The more and more we think about it, the Revolutionary War seems like it was increasingly unnecessary.

Megan Fox. Our girlfriend makes an appearance without her dude on the side, Brian Austin Green. Bummer.

Ivanka Trump. Her dad may be a massive nozzle, but we’d still let her buy us dinner, and drinks, and a new outfit, and an HD TV…

Heidi Montag. Look, we all know this is one of the dumbest, least talented chicks walking the planet, but damn, there is no denying her surgically enhanced body. This is the sort of thing that “Bionic Woman” show should be about.

Carmella Desesare. Winner! Spontaneous Erection of the Week!

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