Married Guy Reacts To Halloween
November 1st, 2007 by NextRound
I, the Married Guy, spent all last night handing out candy to a bunch of little whiny bastards.
It sucked. It suuuucked. This time last year I lived in an apartment and spent all Halloween night watching sports and/or watching porn. It was awesome. No one knocked on my door. No one in my life asked me to watch less sports or less porn. Life was good.
This year I had to go buy twenty dollars worth of Nerds and Baby Ruths, and act overly excited about each individual kids’ costumes. Even the lame ones. And some of them were really fucking lame. Captain Jack Sparrow? Is it 2003? Get original.
Next year I’m turning the lights off. Seriously. Or I’m just going to punch one of the goth sixteen year olds that comes to my door and thinks they can get some candy. Those retards have it coming.
