Search For A NFL Handicapper: Week 9
November 2nd, 2007 by NextRound
Two weeks to go. We’re closing in on a winner. Still a lot of room for movement, so sell your soul this week and make a big push.
Here’s the top five leaderboard entering into the weekend:
1) Mike “30-Year Old Virgin” Oxbig: +8.4 units
2) boruboru: +7.2 units
3) “Right Side” Rob: +4.9 units
4) Brown: +3.9
5) Jeff the Man: +3.8 units
As for our picks, we just asked some homeless dude sleeping outside of the liquor store what he liked this weekend. He gave us his picks and informed us they have the potential to “establish a mutha fucka.” So we’re pretty confident.
Either way, that Pats/Colts game should be pretty good.
NextRound’s Picks
2 Unit Picks:
- Broncos (+3) at Lions
- Chargers (-7) at Vikings
- Colts (+6) v. Patriots
- Cowboys (-3) at Eagles
Early Entries
Mike Assbag
NYJ +4.5
KC -2.5
ARI +3.5
CAR +4
ATL -3
JAX +4
DET -3
BUF PICK ‘EM
SD -7
CLE -1
IND +6
OAK -3
DAL -3
BAL +9
Pantsman
Beatoff Sausage/Mouth-breather picks:
Carolina (+4) 3 units
Phili under (46.5) 3 units
Jxville (+3.5) 2 units
Denver (+3.5) 2 units
Buffalo (+1) 1 unit
Guidelines to Determining a Winner: Winner must have entered the search by Week 8. Winner must submit a minimum of 10 overall picks by Week 10. Winner must actively participate in Week 9 & 10. NextRound has the ability to disqualify anyone they please for any arbitrary reason (questionable participation, use of a pick service, being a lameass, etc.).
Bowl Picks:
Overall Record: 9-11 (3 Unit), 8-6 (2 Unit), 7-1 (1 Unit), -2.7 Units
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Panthers +4 3 units
Lions -3 2 units
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
pretty friendly line for some of Assbag’s picks. I think that I am going to give my self a few points here and there…
1 Unit
Packers +2
Redskins -3.5
Cowboys -3
Saints -3
Over 40 Saints Jags
Bengals -1
49ers +3.5
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Chargers -7 2 units
Bengals -1 unit
Pats -5.5 1 unit
Cowboys -3 2 units
November 2nd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
2 units
Panthers +4
Saints -3
Bengals -1
Patriots -5
Packers +2
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:10 pm
The admin nazis strike again - another deleted post.
Fuck that pesky little First Amendment.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Chargers -7 @ Vikings — 3 units
Ravens +10 @ Steelers — 2 units
Bills +1.5 vs. Bengals — 2 units
49ers +3 @ Falcons — 2 units
Skins/Jets OVER 35.5 — 1 unit (seth kerschner special)
Cards +3.5 @ Bucs — 1 unit
Pats/Colts OVER 56.5 — 1 unit
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Vikings +7 3 unit
Ravens +9 2 units
Pats -5.5 3 units
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Green Bay (+2) 3 Unit
San Diego (-7) 3 Unit
Dallas (-3) 3 Unit
Washington (-3.5) 3 Unit
Tennessee (-4) 2 Unit
Cincinnati (-1) 2 Unit
November 4th, 2007 at 9:24 am
1 unit
cle -1
dallas -3
wash -3.5
GB +2
Colts over 56.5
November 4th, 2007 at 10:21 am
KC -2 1 unit
SD -7 3 units
November 4th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Broncos +3 2 units
Dallas -3 1 unit
Washington -3.5 1 unit
Pats -5.5 1 unit
Packers +2.5 1 unit
November 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Add Detriot -3 2 units to that pick baby
November 5th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
ravens (+9.5) 3 units
November 5th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
shameless remix after a tough week
Ravens +10 @ Steelers — 3 units
November 6th, 2007 at 12:32 am
doh!