StillAwesome Hall Of Fame Nominee: George Clooney
November 8th, 2007 by NextRound
Seeing that getting into a public fight with Fabio is pretty much the coolest thing any dude can ever do, George Clooney has just received a nomination to the StillAwesome Hall of Fame.
Page Six reports that Clooney was having dinner with his current lady friend when…
“…one of Fabio’s pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop - prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, ‘Stop being a diva.’
“Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. ‘The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,’ a witness told In Touch. Clooney then paid his check and left before finishing his meal. According to another In Touch witness, Ron Marotto, ‘George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him…George was drinking…He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either’.“
Good lord, that is bad ass. Hands down our favorite part is that it appears Fabio was actually the one in the right. Clooney was probably just bullshit that a restaurant he frequents would let Fabio past the hostess stand. And that Fabio is a funny sounding douchebag.
Man, Fabio had it coming.
The rest of Clooney’s resume:
Makes good to great movies on a regular basis, never delivers an absolute bomb.
- Refuses to get married, instead takes the opposite approach of attempting to core out every piece of ass in Hollywood.
- Acts cool and tough on a regular basis.
- Spent the majority of the 80’s and 90’s cashing paychecks for canceled TV shows and running through B-list actresses that went on to marry lameasses (i.e. Kelly Preston, pictured right).
Couple this list of accomplishments with getting drunk and attempting to kick Fabio’s ass for being Fabio and you’ve got yourself a StillAwesome HOF nomination.
George, tone down the vocal liberal crap (i.e. hanging out with Sean Penn and not sucker-punching him) and you’ve got a shot at a 2007 induction.
Bonus! Tremendous photo from Fabio incident here [Source: E!Online]:
Other Class of 2007 Nominees:
Current HOF Inductees:
November 9th, 2007 at 8:51 am
First Jesse Palmer now Clooney? Enough with the man-crushes already.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Otis… its the StillAwesome Hall of Fame, not Hump Day. Get your shit straight.