We’ve never held back our feelings on Adrian Grenier, the mopheaded no-talent who plays Vincent Chase on “Entourage”. At an early age this dude surgically embedded a horseshoe in his own ass and things have been rosy ever since. Today, he’s got the easiest gig in television and still manages to under-deliver 99% of the time without any complaints.

We don’t hold all of “Entourage’s” flaws against Grenier though. He’s only one man. We do however hold his first name against him. And his and his hobbit buddy Connelly’s inexplicable fame. They seriously must have compromising photos Marky Mark with a trannie hidden somewhere or something. It’s the only plausible explanation.

But today’s gator smack to the face has nothing to do with Grenier’s pseudo acting career, being named Adrian, or pretending to take Kevin Connelly seriously. It has to do with his choice in lady friends.

If you’re this dude, and you’re supposed to be some heartthrob in spite of your stoner physique, chia pet hair, and diploma from the Shaquille O’Neal School of Performing Arts, what the fuck are you doing squandering your improbable fortune on the likes of Paris Hilton and now Rumer Willis? Seriously, Rumer Willis? The androgynous spawn of Bruce and Demi? Gross.

There are literally thousands of wannabe actresses and porn stars in Southern California that consider Grenier a celebrity, and he’s spending the majority of his lady time with two chicks that can pass for dudes in the right light.

Here’s to hoping this guy comes out of the closet soon so we can sleep at night.

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