It’s official. Mike Oxbig has won NextRound’s “Search For a NFL Handicapper”.

Congratulations, Mike. You’ve officially joined the ranks of the Clarksons and Underwoods of the world.

For anyone familiar with Oxbig’s work on our comment boards, it’s clear that we here at NextRound are being punished by the universe for maintaining absurd levels of awesomeness on a daily basis. But hey, what can you do? The kid picks winners. We stand by our claim that he is decidedly autistic.

Look forward to catching Mike’s heavily edited NFL picks article once a week for the remainder of the season. Should be interesting. We can’t wait to hear his title ideas, probably something along the lines of “Mike Oxbig’s NFL Vagina Monologue”.

Solid efforts all around this week by people attempting to make one final run. Big Gangsta Props to Toast and ConsiderMeMilesDavis for their efforts. And Major Dap to The Juice for laying his nuts on the butcher’s block in an attempt to make one final run. If we were wagering real cash The Juice would have held up multiple liquor stores by now.

We really appreciate everyone’s participation and loyalty to the site. As we move into ‘08 and move out of the Beta version of NextRound.net, we’ll be looking to provide more content, more interactive segments, and more work from outside contributors, so stick around.

Final Results Board

Standard text identifies this week’s results. Bold identifies overall results.

1) Mike Oxbig, 1 unit: 7-7, Net: -0.7; 3 unit: 1-1, 1 unit: 45-34, Net: +7.3 units

2) boruboru, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 3-0, Net: +1.7; 3 unit: 1-2, 2 unit: 5-1-2, 1 unit: 9-7-1, Net: +5.5 units

3) Toast, 2 unit: 1-1, 1 unit: 3-0, Net: +2.8; 3 unit: 1-0, 2 unit: 2-2, 1 unit: 9-7-1, Net: +3.9 units

4) Brown, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -1.3; 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 7-5, Net +3.5

5) ConsiderMeMilesDavis, 2 unit: 6-3, Net: +5.4; 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 10-5, 1 unit: 9-11-1, Net: +2.6 units

6) Ace, 2 unit: 2-1, Net: +1.8; 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 4-2, 1 unit: 7-7, Net: -0.4 units

7) Charez, 3 unit: 1-0, 2 unit: 0-2, Net: -1.4; 3 unit: 1-1, 2 unit: 5-4, 1 unit: 2-4, Net: -1.5 units

8 ) “Right Side” Rob, 3 unit: 0-1, Net: -3.3; 3 unit: 2-5, 2 unit: 7-3-1, 1 unit: 11-10-2, Net: -2.1 units

9) The Juice, 3 unit: 11-17, Net: -23.1; 3 unit: 7-4-1, 2 unit: 4-10-1, 1 unit: 7-7, Net: -30 units

Made An Appearance

Jeff the Man*, 2 unit: 3-1, Net: +3.8 units

Armand*, 1 Unit: 3-2, Overall: +.8 units

ZacHawney*, 3 unit: 3-3, 2 unit: 4-3-1, 1 unit: 2-3 Net: -0.8 units

Devine*, 1 unit: 1-2, Net: -1.1 units

Jesse*, 2 unit: 4-2, 1 unit: 5-9, Net: -1.2 units

Beantown brawler*, 1 unit: 2-3, Net: -1.3 units

Spiz*, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -1.3 units

H-Mans Entourage*, 1 unit: 0-2-1, Net: -2.2 units

Maestro*, 1 unit: 1-3-1, Net: -2.3 units

Rick*, 1 unit: 3-5, Net: -2.5 units

no1nole28*, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -3.3 units

Pete*, 2 units: 1-1, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -3.5

RBV*, 3 unit: 1-1, 2 unit: 0-2, 1 unit 4-3, Net: -4.0

Pretender*, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 4-4, 1 unit: 3-0, Net: -4.4

Cope*, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit: 0-2-1, Net: -4.4 units

Pantsman*, 3 unit 2-6, 2 unit: 3-5-1, 1 unit: 5-2-1, Net: -16.0 units

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