Hump Day: Colleen Dominguez
November 14th, 2007 by NextRound
Colleen Dominguez must have recently gotten a perky set of fakies installed. Or maybe she’s just been making extra trips to the botox clinic. Whatever it is, lately when we catch a glimpse of her on Sportscenter we keep finding ourselves pretending we’re watching one of those virtual sex DVDs (which, of course, we’re unclear of how work seeing that we are less than novices when it comes to adult entertainment).
AND NOW our girl Colleen is being featured in Playboy.com’s “Sexiest Sportscaster 2″ contest. (Sorry S-Mac, Mike Greenberg isn’t a contestant, bummer.)
Well, if Playboy.com’s definition of “sexy” is, “Someone you want to do really, really filthy stuff to and then never see again,” then Colleen definitely gets our vote. Sure, our girl Erin Andrews is on the list too, but we’re starting to cool on her a bit (is her nose getting bigger by the telecast?), and besides, we’d kind of want to go horseback riding or something gay like that with Erin Andrews, whereas the only place we want to take Colleen Dominguez is Poundtown.
And did we mention that her last name’s Dominguez? Awesome, huh? Sure, she’s probably only like a quarter Latina, but whatever, we’re fucking sold.
The one funny thing about Colleen is that–besides what we’ve already covered–there’s very little info available on her on the world wide web. Especially when you consider she’s regularly featured on the the world wide leader. No Wikipedia page or anything.
How old is she? What’s her alma mater? Who’s her favorite Beatle? What’s she think of our site? Does she consider Chris Berman an annoying has-been? How’s her downstairs hygiene? How old is she?
Guess we’re once again stuck providing our own answers: 31. Rutgers. George. Awesomely misogynistic. Of course. Landing strip. 36.
Have a nice Hump Day.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:28 am
are you friggin kidding me? is it “grab a granny” night here at next round? Either she is 65 years old or has spent waaayyyy to many hours in the tanning booth.
George Hamilton thinks she has leathery skin for crying out loud. If you really have that big a crush on her, just take an old leather glove and jerk off with that, im pretty sure that would simulate sex with her pretty effectively.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Actually Otis, I think her skin looks pretty good… I would do everything to her, and she seems like the kind of girl that would let a guy do everything to her, which is nice. She may be a little older, it’s hard to tell, but at least I could cross “hot, maybe middle-aged, borderline Latino” off my ‘chicks to do’ list.
Otis you might want to save that leather glove for your Saturday night reach-around sessions because I’m seriously starting to question your gayness. I would Hump Colleen stupid… and don’t ever speak for me again.
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
Where did you get that picture of Colleen with Exhibit.