Search For A College Football Handicapper: Round 1 Results Show
November 20th, 2007 by NextRound
It’s time to see who goes home and who lives to wager another weekend!
Ginormous Dong of the Week goes to Jesse. Not only did he smoke the competition, but he was also the only contestant to do better than Booth. That’s right, Booth. The same guy that thinks McNuggets are the fifth major food group.
Flaccid Dong of the Week goes to boruboru. Not his week as his 3 unit picks go 0-fer. We appreciate you competing.
As we mentioned last week, the top 6 will advance on where they start back from scratch and try to survive into the final three. Good luck to the six remaining contestants.
Advancing to Round 2
1) Jesse, 2 unit: 2-1, 1 unit: 3-0, Net: +4.8 units
2) Booth, 1 unit: 5-2, Net: +2.8 units
3) THEFINCH, 3 unit: 1-0, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit: 1-1, Net: +0.7 units
4) Brown, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit: 4-2, Net: -0.4 units
5) Teddy Dupay, 3 unit: 1-0, 2 unit: 0-1, 1 unit: 1-2, Net: -0.4 units
6) Corndog, 3 unit: 1-0, 2 unit: 0-2, Net: -1.4 units
Eliminated
Ace, 1 unit: 0-2, Net: -2.2 units
Paulie Walnuts, 2 unit: 0-1, Net: -2.2 units
Runyan, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 1-1, 1 unit: 1-1, Net: -3.6 units
El Matador, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 1-0, 1 unit: 0-3, Net: -4.6 units
charez, 3 unit: 0-1, 2 unit: 1-2, 1 unit: 0-1, Net: -6.8 units
boruboru, 3 unit: 0-2, 2 unit: 0-2, 1 unit: 2-1, Net: -10.1 units
Guidelines for Survivors: Follow the 1 to 3 unit system. Submit your picks on this post before kickoff under your existing handle with an email address we can reach you. Top 3 advance into the final round.
Week 13 Picks:
Week 12 Picks:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:05 am
Son of a bitch.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:38 pm
1 unit:
ASU +3.5
Boise State +3
CMU -2.5
Arkansas +12
Va Tech -3.5 (Long has Strep Throat)
Kentucky Over 63
Stanford -3.5
UGA -3.5
FSU +14
Mizzou +2.5
UNC -14
2 Unit
CLEMSON TIGERS -3 (payback)
Enjoy the football bitches!
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Thursday pick
2 units
USC -3
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:22 am
Friday Picks
Texas (-7) 2 units
Boise State (+3) 1 unit
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
Sorry, but I am doing this game by game:
2 Units:
Colorado -3
“this is big 12 football”
November 23rd, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Colorad -3 (3 unit)
LSU -13 (2 unit)
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I was considering pulling up with a +2.0 unit weekend, but that would be fucking gay so I will keep adding picks becasue “IM A MAN”
1 unit:
Hawaii Over 76
November 24th, 2007 at 12:35 am
adding
BYU -4.5 (3 unit)
West Vagina -18.5 (2 unit)
Georgia Tech +3.5 (1 unit)
Kenucky -3 (1 unit)
Mizzou + 1.5 (1 unit)
Stanford -4.5 (1 unit)
November 24th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Well after starting out with a -3.3 units on Friday, I’m either going to win or go down big.
Texas (-6) 2 units
Boise State (+3) 2 units
S. Florida (-9) 2 units
UConn (+17) 2 units
Wake Forest (pick em) 2 units
Oregon (-1.5) 2 units
Auburn (-4.5) 3 units
Georgia (-3.5) 3 units
Florida (-14) 2 units
Kansas State (-1) 2 units
V tech (-3.5) 2 units
Notre Dame (+5) 2 units
November 24th, 2007 at 10:42 am
3 units
Georgia -3.5
2 units
Virginia Tech -3
Missouri +1.5 (August 21, 1863)
1 unit
Oklahomo State +13.5
November 24th, 2007 at 10:44 am
1 unit
UCONN +19.5
November 24th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Give Me - Kentucky (-3)
2 Units
November 24th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Adding:
1 Unit - West Virginia Over 50.5
November 24th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
I’ll take:
2 units:
Florida St. +14
November 24th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
3 units
South Carolina +3
November 24th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Finally…
3 units:
Mizzouri +1.5
Mizzouri Over 67
Alabama +6