Seeing that we’re a day away from Thanksgiving and half the country has already begun their holiday, we felt it was only fitting to feature a Mexican soap opera actress in today’s Hump Day segment.

This is Mayrin Villanueva. She’s a soap star from across the border. That means she’s featured in one of those Spanish-speaking shows you occasionally flip past when scrolling through basic cable and mistake for soft porn due to the caliber of acting and the fact that all the chicks look like Grade A Latin American strippers.

You know the shows we’re talking about. You’re mesmerized for roughly ten minutes until you feel a bit inappropriate for sporting a woodrow while watching basic cable in a language you don’t understand.

So, why is this chick even remotely relevant–despite the fact that we’d let her eat a pizza off our back–you make ask?

Well, Mayrin is rumored to be the next Bond Girl in “Bond 22″. And since our last experiment with featuring a Bond Girl on Hump Day was not one of our finer moments, we figured we could post a bunch of shots of this chick in her underwear in a shameless attempt to try and redeem ourselves.

The funny part is Mayrin is probably not going to be the next Bond Girl. Apparently her husband leaked the story of her being in the next movie, and him being a dipshit will cost her the gig. What a goon. That dude must be Mexico’s equivalent to Cash Warren.

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